Well I fought with the computer all weekend. Last night, I switched hard drives to go back to an old version. This morning, the power went out. So now I’m home with no power or internet. Just a trusty iPhone. Is it time to venture to the office?

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Today’s logic. We may need to postpone the election, because so many people are afraid of the virus, which is a hoax, and which China tried to cover up. So many people are afraid, that we expect a huge number of them to vote by mail, which will lead Russia, who isn’t interfering in our elections, to interfere by mail, which doesn’t work anyway, because the post office is broken. Just a little delay will enable us to get a vaccine, which will let us open up safely, which you shouldn’t take, because they cause autism and also have microchips, but it will be a great vaccine, that will protect everyone from the virus, which us going to disappear, and isn’t that bad, just bad enough to sue China, but not US corporations, who outsource all their manufacturing to China, which shouldn’t postpone Hong Kong’s elections. Listen to your local leaders about the hurricane, but not face masks, and maybe not statues. And let’s go ahead and get the military to distribute the vaccine.

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So let’s follow the logic today. People/Trump think Covid-19 is a hoax. So they won’t wear face masks, which are free or cheap, or social distance. However, to prevent getting the hoax, it’s a good idea to take hydroxychloroquine, a prescription drug with serious side effects, and to get tested daily, along with everyone around you, who must wear masks, but not you, except once or twice to prove you can. And to quarantine anyone who gets it, unless they are in the hospital for a month after attending your rally like Herman Cain. And all of this is somehow part of an elaborate scheme, which is China’s fault, because they started the virus which is a hoax, and failed to warn us, so that we could not take the necessary precautions, because it isn’t that dangerous, to get the Democrats to shut down the economy, which worked in other countries, but not here, to hurt your re-election chances. The solution is to form a secret police to protect our statues by abducting people near sites where vandalism occurs, and to let your friends out of prison early, because of the danger that they might get the hoax virus, which they will be safe from outside, where they won’t take any precautions.

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hoax noun: a humorous or malicious deception People should using “hoax” to describe things which are complicated, over hyped, politicized, etc. It’s a subtle and misleading way to imply conspiracy with a word, and no evidence.

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